Weekends have traditionally been for turning off your alarm or at least aiming to get home before it would usually go off. Heading out for breakfast just in time for the 2 pm breaky menu cut off and possibly squeezing in that load of washing that’s been waiting patiently since last Tuesday. Looking for a reason to change all of that? Enter Melbourne’s Best Bottomless Brunches, your key to an early night before and a morning after to look forward to!
Since the addition of their swish new rooftop, The Provincial Hotel has become the go-to hang out for frequenters of Brunswick Street and Fitzrovians alike. Didn’t think The Prov could get any better? Think again!
Now you can get some AM drinks in courtesy of The Provincial’s newest instalment ‘Oh Crêpe’. Think unlimited build-your-own crêpes with a plethora of toppings plus bottomless wine, mimosas, sparkling, beer and select new cocktails for 2 hours.
Oh Crêpe is available every Saturday and Sunday, head up the stairs to the Rooftop for an 11 am start and hand over your $49 to get stuck in till 1 pm.
New kid on the block, Fargo & Co planned a takeover of the old Swan Street State Bank in Richmond which was executed to perfection. After serving up premium cocktails, killer beats and straight up good vibes, the locals have welcomed the bank’s new owners! The crew at Fargo have organised their next heist to a tee. The target: an endless supply of mimosas and sparkling – but they need your help to pull it off.
Meet at 11 am on Fargo & Co’s outdoor terrace, arm yourself with an item from the brunch menu and bottomless glasses of sparkling & mimosas. The plan, backed by beats from our DJ, will take 2 hours to and will cost you $50 to join the crew.
Heading Southside to St Kilda’s Newmarket Hotel is a dream bottomless brunch for coffee lovers and Instagram girls alike. 2 hours of unlimited espresso martinis starting at 10 am, 11 am and 12 pm.
You shouldn’t need much more info than that to get you over the line but just in case, here it is. Choose an item from their brunch menu that ticks all the Melbourne breaky boxes from eggs benedict to buttermilk pancakes. Break up the espresso martinis with mimosas, bellinis and select beer & wine. Just $49.
To all the Port Melbourne residents reading and thinking this is great, but you know full well you aren’t about to leave the comfort and safety of the 3207 for some brunch, enter The Exchange Hotel. The old style pub has stepped into the 21st century by offering a bottomless brunch every Saturday to answer everyone’s prayers.
For just $50pp you’ll score 2 hours of rosé spitz, Aperol spritz, mango or orange mimosas, house wines and schooners of Hawthorn Pale Ale plus an item from their brunch menu. 11am-1pm and 1:30pm-3:30pm seatings available.
Over in South Melbourne, Golden Gate Hotel are serving up 2 hours of unlimited Pizza and Prosecco for $40. With no set times you can start the clock whenever you arrive and eat and drink to your heart’s content, just be sure you’re starting by 5pm!
Sweetwater Rooftop Bar, Fremantle, WA
8-course Yum Cha plus 3-course cocktail tea service for $70pp. Available 11:30am – 1:30pm every Sunday.
The Winery, Surry Hills, NSW
3-courses plus 3 hours of bottomless bellinis for $79pp. Available during lunch only every Saturday and Sunday.
Friday’s Riverside, Brisbane, QLD
2 hour Bottomless Sundays, main meal purchase plus 2 hour drinks package for just $39pp. Available every Sunday from 12pm-4pm.
Now we don’t want to be fun sponge but just so you’re aware all these Bottomless brunches must comply with local RSA laws…be responsible and don’t go too hard, no one likes a hero.
Written by: Tim Masseni